I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
The worst part is I think my tongue cut his penis and now he wont talk to me.
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
You just kept mumbling, "Shit shit shit, the muffin man owes me money." Repeatedly.
foreskin is a definite game changer
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
He called some chick he used to fuck for cash to get food delivered to cheer me up
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
Worst case scenario- he paid me for sex with meatloaf. There are worse thing, right? I mean at least is was good meatloaf.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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