Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
we bought a duck. we're keeping him in our dorm room. don't ever try to tell me you've had a better freshman year than me.
Just abandoned him for a bowl of soup and the living room floor...hope the window replacement guys don't get a show..I miss you!
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
I'm cuddling with a baby pig and drinking champagne right now.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
My vagina has made plenty life decisions and I would like to point out very few if not any of them were in my favor.
Oh Jesus our whore days are numbered
You were dancing to the Bee Gees, at 3am, with a piece of ham on your head. Moral of the story, You can't drink.
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
His birthday is on cinco de mayo and he doesn’t drink or like tacos. What a waste.
Randomize
