it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I just woke up with a bunch of French fries in my hand and a chocolate shake balancing on my pillow. Lovely.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
We have been pregaming the shutdown of the government since Tuesday. Send help, and some more liquor.
WHY ARE YOU POKING HOLES IN MY 3AM LOGIC?!
You can't be mad because the taco bell people like me and not you. I'm not the one that puked in front of them.
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
ya well i woke up to my roommate spraying me with windex...
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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