Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
there are some nice people on this island. free ride free pancakes and they even prayed for us when they dropped us off
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
dude i should have never cleaned my ears out while high. theres no going back.
Cause a man that looks THAT good must have an ass that tastes like lucky charms
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
You have not lived until you and a ginger miget chick are jumping and waving your arms in a pitch black bathroom to turn on the motion lights. Yes, today I have officially lived.
You got drunk, made toast, and declared yourself a domestic goddess.
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