Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
we sixty- nined on a tennis court.. not even drunk. you say insane. i say creative genius.
Truth be told I was googling "why is my left calf bigger than my right calf", porn would've been a better excuse for a virus.
They sent me to the hospital. Apparently, of the many things I said, I looked at the doctor and told him, "Wow... it's like you're a REAL DOCTOR!"
He set two of my ex boyfriends on fire at two different bars without anyone knowing it was him or how it happened either time. He might be a fucking super hero
I mean, they were small fires and no one got hurt, but still. Awesome.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
That's what jaeger bombs out of teacups will do to you.
I just sneezed and margarita mix and ash came out of my nose. I love jersey
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
Yeah, let's go with that. Fuck that weak moment of complete honesty I just had.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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