I am puke
census says that i am hotter than the girl you just left with...sad for you
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
does it still count as break up sex if it's 4 months later? sorry i'm just looking for an excuse to fuck him.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I love you, but you should know I'll always ditch you for weed.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
You raged at the rock climbing place for not selling beer and then just said "fuck it" and pulled out a flask.
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
I'm suffering a hangover from deep within. I feel like the half of the parts of my body are permanently laced with alcoholic substances
You were holding onto her boobs like you were adrift at sea and they were the only flotation devices
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
Arrived home from picking Mom and Nana up at the airport to find Marc buck ass nude beneath the Christmas tree. Nana says she always knew I was queer.
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