it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
Dude I thought this was going to suck, but moving back in with my dad is like being at a frat party every night only everyone is 40 years old.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Apparently he ran around last night saying he was 'the hulk hogan of muff diving'
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Dude, she gave me a handski that literally felt like she was starting a lawn mower...
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
He unliked all of my pictures on instagram, I don't know whats worse, the fact that he did it or the fact that I noticed..
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