It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
You're getting a blowjob this afternoon. This has been your morning public service announcement.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
if you just come over, i will entertain you
arguing about the color of your bong does not count as entertainment
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Of course I'm not above using aladdin and pot to get laid, this is america
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
These past few weeks have been a lesson on why you don't put your penis inside girls who live in your building.
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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