at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
what's for breakfast?
Advil and throwup
You should ask if we are margaritasing tomorrow. and yes i did just turn that into a verb
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
So apparently blacked out me judges a man based on what type of dinosaur he would be...
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
I'm good. Got my nipples pierced and threw my back out. 🙌
Can you please stop fucking every bartender in the city? Just once I want to have a Jack and Coke without fielding questions about your availability.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
This is why I can't take dates to shows... I've literally made out with everyone in this band. And two of the guys in the crowd. And the bartender.
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