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I guess the cop knew i was on a walk of shame and felt bad...i got to play with the siren the rest of the way home
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
i want to swaddle you in tequila
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I obviously couldn't but this on your fbook wall. I would get judge. I would willingly get tbagged by him. You can quote me on that.
Driving by his house every hour is not stalking, it's a reconnaissance mission... How else can I confront him
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
Every time I burp I plan an escape route because I'm scared I'm gonna puke on grandma
At least Shia Labeouf would encourage me to do this drinking contest
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
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