Haha no. But I cannot hook up with you anymore. Especially when you group text people.
I cant video chat with you tonight, my parents are home
r u implying that im some kind of v-chat prostitution whore?
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
I mean, I'm not looking for prince charming. I'm looking for the glass slipper of dicks.
the last thing I heard was you screaming as the rodeo team herded you to the next party
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I told him no rough stuff and he immediately bit my ass. Who the fuck does that?
He came so fast i dont think he got it all the way in. He apologized and gave me his favorite baseball card.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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