The next morning she woke up and asked who I was and where she was.
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
Legit screaming match in this bar over the differences between cupcakes and muffins.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
Do you ever just look at me and get embarrassed?
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
it wasnt a pity fuck per say. i wasnt attracted to her, but still thought 'that looks like a fun ride'
Why Weren't you wearing pants?
because pants are for people with no imagination
I'm at a nursing home getting weed. Lol when times are tough, things tend to get a lil weird
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
My neighbor came out@4am in a pink nite gown n clotheslined a punk on a mo-ped w/her mop handle, then just walked back in her house like she just checked the mail. MILF 1 PUNK 0
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