I might be drunk enough to make out with you. You don't want to miss this unique opportunity.
She keeps stunt undies in her bag, 2 sizes too small. She leaves them behind so the guy thinks he was luckier than he was...
I had to physically hold you down to stop you from going out the window naked. You put up quit the struggle.
did you by any chance leave me that 7 minute long voicemail of you running and constantly tripping into bushes?
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
Are you also wondering how we get home after the party bus?
Home?
I think he offered to cook me dinner or cook me for dinner. Not really sure. Just smiled and nodded.
So I found the perfect "Yeah I gained weight since high school but it went to all the right places" outfit for the reunion this weekend.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
I think I died last night.
Yeah, you got carried home
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
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