one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
His texts read Like a 15 year olds diary.
he fucked me so hard my future children felt it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
It totally doesn't make me a groupie if I hooked up with him before he was in the Olympics
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
we were sitting in the bathtub when she came in with her grandpas cane adn beat us until lindsay passed out
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Drunk life lesson just learned the hard way: do not try to play hump the great dane. He may take you up on it.
porn backed up onto portable hard disk, laptop charged, battery backup in place, two cases beer, handle of vodka, poptarts and beef jerky --- bring it sandy.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
I AM AT THE LOUNGE WHERE THEY FILMED THE LAP DANCE IN SHOWGIRLS....IT IS AMAZING
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
and then she sorta stared at me like "holy shit" and I looked down and my dog was licking her ass
Ruff night.
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