It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
chasing schnapps with beer is a terrible idea. never been drunk at 3PM before. please help please please please please
i've decided that sluts are like cars. they may look good as hell on the outside, but you never know what kind of shit is hiding under the hood.
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I just dumped the bloody coke bill into the tip jar while getting my hangover coffee. I'm literally going to hell.
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
There's a fly in my room repeatedly throwing itself at my window, and I feel it's really symbolic of what I want to do with my future
is it just me or does "lol" kill any sort of vibe while sexting?
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Randomize
