I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
A kid in my class brought a George Foreman and cooked food mid lecture. When the prof found out, all the kid did was ask if he wanted some.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
I was carrying around a bottle of Jameson yelling rescue me
And suddenly....Tubas. Tubas everywhere.
I think the highlight of my night is when I was eating a mayonnaise sandwich. drunk me was on point.
I'm in his bed. I got up to puke. Im one eyeing it eating a hot dog bun. Wtf. This is my life
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
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