so that wasnt chicken after all
She's got an ass you could write the declaration of independence on in one line. Takes up three bar stools.
Are you seriously picking mariokart over a blowjob? nott to sound like a bitch but seriously?
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
They seemed upset when they walked out and saw a penis in a mouth
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
So his mom walked in the kitchen while I was sucking him off and just casually suggested that "I'd need a glass of water after that"
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
I watched you fall asleep, sitting up, eating a cinnamon roll. You proceeded to wake up...smile at your cinnamon roll, ask it how it got into your hand and then began eating it again. You asked me if you were ridiculous last night, define ridiculous.
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
All I know is I drank too much, danced too little.. yet somehow woke up on the floor in the arms of some cowboy.
Lighting a fucking bong with a candle. Straight up dedication.
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