he said i'm too pretty to suck penis
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Sex and the city 2 and twilight getting released in the same month. God hates mankind.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
Just described your amazing cock to a complete stranger. I am officially the worst wingman (chick) ever.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
He wants to take me instead of his girlfriend to the happiest place on earth... By that He meant Vegas. My morals are just loose enough to think this is a good idea
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Ohhhhhh, that night......I need to stop drinking, almost all of my conversations that take place Wed thru Sun after 8:30 are one blurry haze.
Randomize
