ARI BLEW A 2.0 HAHAHAHAHAHHAHH THESE COPS ARE SO COOL!!!!
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I woke up to blood crusted on my face. I don't understand
team rage. no explanation necessary
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
You gotta pick a side. My suggestion: side with tits.
I wouldn't even cut tickets or put ppl in jail I'd just hand out punches to the mouth and Liam Neeson throat chops
We may not see eye-to-eye on much, but I'm definitely willing to let you see eye-to-vagina again.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
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