Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
Listen, I'm 30. If it doesnt involve a super soaker and some chicken wings, you can count me out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
I have fruit by the foot roll-ups. I wonder if a man could tie them together and make an editable bra....
We took it as we must go to waffle house or else we will upset the gods.
Wearing the 'Let's Party' thong feels weird without you...
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
hooking up with him was much more fun when i knew in the back of mind we'd get in some sort of trouble for it
Who the abstract fuck do you think you are!?
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Randomize
