is not sure whether or not everyone at the club last night calling me a-easy is a good thing?
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
i just opened a bottle of wine with my dads power tools
They called security on the security guard who tried to break up the party in their suite. You tell me how drunk they were.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Thank you. Next to bondage, soft American Apparel t-shirts are the best things you've taught me about.
I'm not sure what is worse, the fact that Hoffman doesn't sell vodka before 9am or that I was trying to buy vodka at 8:30am.
Last night when we banged she had nothing else on but socks that said 'property of Jesus' on them.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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