i think i have herpe
just one?
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
so I'm in athletic shorts, a suit jacket and I'm still drunk at 6:30am at the last leg of relay for life
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
my voice of reason is faarrr too drunk for me to listen.
my new ipod has external speakers and a video camera...all i can think about is how much more convenient it would be for me to make a pretty decent sex tape
Yea.. I remember nothing. Except that the taxi driver was 56 years old and apparently never cheated on his wife.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
It feels like I was drinking gasoline last night.
Plus, I have my cousin, the dominatrix, to help me out if things get out of hand
So by "wait for me" do you think he meant "Don't have sex with random dentists?"
Conference sex doesn't count if the dentist doesn't know your name.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
Randomize
