People with herpes should wear stickers.
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
He let me keep his flannel as a "good job" for the great head I gave him.
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
It's what America was founded on: former hookups referring you for a job four years later.
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
If you buy me a steak I will make the extra effort to ride you. If not, I'm just gonna lay there.
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
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