I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
there are way too many $1s in my wallet for last night to have been 'tame'
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Did I send you an asleep facebook message about the upcoming football season titled 'BRILLIANT' at 4:45 this morning?
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He told me my butthole was like "Narnia" and that it's a wonderful place he would like to visit.
this dude just showed up to the party with a falcon
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
These kids are nice. Shrooms make everything so nice.
Whiskey chased with ice cubes? Here's a big FUCK THAT to that
ELLEHCIM
NYRMAK
DRAHCIR
WHAT??
Once again, marijuana saves me from going to jail
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