Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I looked her in the eye and told her I was 'balls deep' in love with her...She said that wasn't saying much. Time to drink away the sadness...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He got me coffee AND filled up my gas tank. He must've fucked another girl in my car..
I let him do a line off my nipple in exchange for his prescription pain pills. I feel like 3/4 Vegas stripper, 1/4 underbelly of society.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
This couch is so comfortable I can tell if it's like a waterbed or I pissed myself
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
I'm taking a pole dancing class this morning. Can I put you down as my emergency contact? I'm NOT putting my mother
Other than trying to finger me on the couch in the middle of the bar a few times, you were fine.
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