I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
Remember when we were trying to guess how many people could fit in my shower? The answer is 7
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
She made me undress her with my teeth...explains the button in my shit this morning...
is it fun? or sober?
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
His nipple licking is glorious
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