clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
totally watching dr. phil and getting eaten out right now. be jealous.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
I went out as a member of the house of Gryfindor and came home as Snooki
I really resent how she stayed home and ruined my plans to watch sci-fi and masturbate.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
Yeah we fucked. I ran into her the next day, I had to pick up the girl scout cookies I ordered from her boyfriends kids.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I'm not sure if I should pay him or he should pay me, but someone should get paid for the sex I had this morning.
I've never seen anyone as high as you were.. you collapsed onto the kitchen floor hugging a tub of ice cream. You named it phil.
Dude my roommate just peed out the window
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