party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
I wish I was a guy so I could jack myself off anytime I wanted to
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
Woke up with a full plate of KFC next to my face. I didn't really question it.
There was a guy on the elevator dressed as santa in flip-flops giving away beer.
Are you having sex right now? Or is the apt just swaying rhythmically on its own? Either way, awesome.
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
I just looked down and realized I was walking around in briefs and a ninja turtle shirt; and for a second, I thought I was 8 again... Weird...
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
like don't tell me my baby smooth vag offended you
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
The best thing about last night is when drunk Lauren asked cop if she could smoke a joint in front of him. And next thing I remember she’s smoking weed with a cop. How awesome is that.
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