I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
At Coney Island the sign for the rollercoaster The Cyclone says, "Make sure your glasses and weave are secure."
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
YouTube is recomending me a video on how to make a home made meth bong, what has my life come to?
Hey man sorry, can't talk. I'm already taking risks by ripping the bong on this conference call.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
New one-upper goal: I have to shit off the side of a moving train then jump off
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
I haven't even had my coffee yet and you're being slutastic
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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