I used a physics textbook to prop her up so she wouldn't choke on her vomit...see I have learned something from statics class.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
this will be a night to untag.
I woke him up and he was mumbling something about it being moist, or he peed himself but it was okay.
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
But you're the one who should be jamming foreign objects into my vaj instead of an old weird lady. I mean, it is your birthday....
Germany has fetish clubs for everything. We are going to Germany. Germany is our friend.
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
I THINK it was the lead singer. Whoever he was, I have his number and his dick was pierced.
It was totally the lead singer.
Yes, bail money means jail. It also means lie to dad, do it now.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
he just fucked me for my cheese.
dude, you ran into a window then asked ME what the fuck I was doing.
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