his name is not nearly as fun as i thought to yell out in bed
I just watched a woman break three wood planks with her boobs. I don't know how I feel about that
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
I hooked up with some guy to get over my ex last night. I was terrified until we started doing naked pushups.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
Happy Birhtday!
Dad, it's 3am and it's not my birthday... wherever you are, go home
nana can keg stand better than me. should i be proud?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
Well my parents know I get medical Cannabis they saw me on the news at the dispensary
I woke up with a jacket; in it passport, hockey tickets, sunglasses, credit card, bank transactions
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
I was so high last night that at one point I kept licking his neck saying he tasted like soap and truffles.
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