i take joy in having bigger boobs than others
My brother brings gifts into my room to wrap them. It's a pizza cutter and a box of condoms..
advice for life: when the cop takes your tallboy, don't ask for your coozy back
I feel like the only solution to this is to get naked and lay in the shower for a hour then see what my penis wants to do.
Ok, let's play "if you were a slut" again and try and retrace our steps last night..
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
Just doin' what I do best: sitting in a stall in the class building's bathroom, pondering life and exploring deep, dark corners of the internet before class.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
I approve. Last time I was there, I left E's room to get a drink of water. Found M sitting on the kitchen counter in his boxers hammered and eating a banana. He proceeded to feed me the rest of his banana then went to bed with the lights on. You two will be great.
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
Once the overwhelming "oh god my crotch is on fire" wears off, that excite stuff is really nice
I mean I made my therapist laugh so hard she cried....so yes, my life is literally a joke to everyone
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