I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
This girl would not stay down. It was like night of the living dead. She kept on rising up to haunt anything with a penis
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
he is like the poster child for std's. god i hope he meets a girl with teeth in her vag. that would serve him right
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
A+ Viking dick
I DEMAND FORESKIN
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
