But I'm halfway naked in a seductive pose! I just want to get this right...
so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
the date was going great.. until he pulled down his pants and asked if there was any hair in between his cheeks.
Just took a celebratory "i havent slept with anyone in this bar" shot. yesssss....
FYI I'm about to upload a vid of you to facebook of you screaming "SNACK ATTACK" and throwing cheetos at everyone playing pong...
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
I can't believe I left out the part about him peeing on the side of Route 2 at 3 a.m. while wearing a dress.
Well it's like a wise man once told me: "If you're going to shave your balls, don't do it hungover."
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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