fucking a dude
i mean: fucking a, dude
wow, that comma made all the difference there
Dude love is like an itch. You fuckin scratch it, then it itches more, then you scratch it and it itches more, and before you know it, there is semen everywhere.
you are insane
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
Just gave a gay guy pointers on how to make anal not hurt. Reevaluation of life choices: in progress.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Technically ya I did. Hes tried to get down my pants like 3 times now and every time I have been all "these are not the Droids you are looking for"
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
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