As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Crashed the mayor's bday party, no list for some reason. Wore suits. Ludacris was there.
She's currently celebrating her completion of "Sober October" with "Margarita Shit-Show November."
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
Imagine Captain Hook, but in penis form and sometimes shy.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
It's difficult to focus on bonds when you know your classmate peed in your mouth
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Can I come over?
Sorry I gave up dick for lent. Hit me up on Good Friday tho
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