do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
she told me she was pregnant in a never have i ever game
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
For a pair of gay men you destroy a lot of vagina.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
He got too drunk... he threw up ON the closed toilet.
It's a Jersey thing
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Just screamed wow while using my vibrator.. new low
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
Sex in the backyard? Check.
You need to get a passport so we can carry our bad decisions over the border
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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