On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
I have my ice chest next to my bed. Instead of breakfast in bed, its beers in bed. 10x better
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
She said we could only have sex if she got to keep her fake moustache on during
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
what are you going as for halloween?
drunk, naked, & emotionally unstable
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
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