Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
You took a bar mat shot.
I don't think it's considwred fine dining when you're passing out at golden palace in chinatown at 4 am with you boss who happens to be wearing a dress.
I just bought the spice girls album. We will be doing music videos in the near future. You are our baby spice-- don't fight it
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
He obv doesn't know that telling a woman to chill will get him murdered
you gave me money for the cab and then walked home..
I smell like Dick and happiness
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
Randomize
