Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
He's a Shit stain on my heart
I may or may not have had sex last night then sent him home on a bike with two flats
It was total unicorn galloping on a fucking rainbow awesome.
Honestly I'm not even that excited to see my boyfriend. I'm more excited to see his penis. His penis inside of me.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Executive order 941: BRING ME THE FINEST PANCAKES!
You have got to stop watching the West Wing before going out.
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
Don't forget to make sex 3rd on your calander
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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