She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
I got to the point where it seemed like she had 8 giant breasts instead of just two
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
i think they forgot i was still in the room... she grabbed his balls and said "i feel a fire coming on".
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
i swear every fucking time i plan a party, one of our "friends" holds their shit in all week just to punch one off into the master bathroom after i pass out. it's almost like that dump you would see in a port a potty.
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
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