she looks like stephen colbert with that blond wig he was wearing last night.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Whats the count minus fat chicks?
Anyways, i'm off to play with a rubber dick and a ouija board with two other girls...
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
I'm cleaning my apartment while naked. Anyone who says that's not why they want to live on their own is lying.
How'd the date with the redheaded dentist go?
She didn't like my gingervitis joke
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I need my sock, sombrero, maracas, and I just heard I had a light saber, if thats the case...i want that back too
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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