when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
There was a suspicious looking plate that suggests I may have eaten salad with gravy
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I went to a swingers party and came home with a boyfriend. I love my life.
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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