therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
duuuude. vodka popsicles DO NOT function.
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
just used my amazon order history to figure out my anniversary. I am the most epic/shittiest bf ever...
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
Good!!! I'm so proud of you for not snorting alcohol. Big girl steps.
Still, being medically ordered to stuff things in your vagina is amazing.
What do you think would be the best way to remove a baby carrot from a vagina?
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
Randomize
