she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
If I EVER think it's a good idea to blow someone who just showed me their synchronized swimming performance on youtube again please correct me immediately.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Two word: claymation porn. Think about it.
I don't think I can ever express my appreciation for the things you text me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
I'm disgusted with myself. I feel like I need 10 boxes of Summer's Eve and a baptism.
I left my ice cream out over night, it's melted, fuck this, I just poured Bailey's in it. Problems solved.
So will your sis find it a compliment if I tell her I lost out on some awesome dick to go to her bday dinner???
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
I expected my Sunday morning walk of shame dressed as a sexy Dorothy would get some scorn, but nobody seems to even care
That’s because it’s 2020. The slutty costume walk of shame is a refreshing reminder of a time when wearing masks and catching communicable diseases was a right of passage, not everyday for the foreseeable future.
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