awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
I have to cancel. My sons dad is out of jail unexpectedly and i'm kinda an emotional wreck. P.s. This is not the life I dreamed of as a little girl.
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
I just had sex with the megalodon show on in the background and it was just as magical as it sounds
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
who the fuck is meatball and why is he telling you to nap on the bar
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Like tbh you're not doing anything that screams I'm drunk and yet nothing says I'm going to spend $30 on McDonalds and make out with a stranger like that picture
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
I dunno. The drunker I get, the easier econ gets. I may be onto something here.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
Randomize
