i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
I skipped class, don't know why though bc all I did in the meantime was cook pancakes and watch infomercials..my life sucks
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
Well he told me I'd never be a wizard, and so I responded with you'll never have a big penis. After that we both just sat there and cried.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
just tried to scoop ice cream with a steak knife. now in the emergency room with a the cab diver and the drag queen he picked up on the way. its gonna be a loooong day.
I reek of vagina.. My cab driver commented.
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
You stopped loving me for a minute.
You sent me "Is nap," I don't think that really counts as a conversation starter.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
Let the record show that I hate your ass.
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