i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
His bond is $50,000..margarita Monday might get cancelled
He cooked me dinner. I showed my appreciation by showing up shithoused and breaking a bottle of steak sauce on his floor.
I don't even see the point of going over to his place dressed anymore.
I hope you fall on your chin.
Jealousy makes you ugly.
We fucked to showtunes. Never going out with a theatre major ever again.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
What's it called where you go to the stripclub with two guys that have both gone down on you...
Tuesday
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
I know he works a lot but c'mon man. I 69'd you the first week we boned. Put a little effort in. Fuck.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
On a scale of one to Harambe, how attached were you to your goldfish?
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