she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
She was so adorably desperate I didn't have the heart to tell her I wasn't a lesbian. So now She's making waffles, may switch teams over this.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
Did you make me take pictures of your ass last night because you fucked on some wet paint or did i dream that?
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
fries before guys. food before dudes. shakes before dates. chips before dicks. lemon bars before football stars. macaroni before screwin' tony. what i'm saying is please come to ladies' night
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
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