Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
How the hell am I supposed to know what lotion to get her? They should have a dressing booth where I could go test how good it is for jerking off, then I'd know.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
she is medically diagnosed as a nympho. she has the paper to prove it. hell. fucking. yeah.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
Ughhhh. Finnnneeeeee. I'll have sex with your brother. Sheesh. The things I do for you woman.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't have the resources to adequately explain this. I need like a Powerpoint presentation and also Vodka.
I apologize for using the phrase "monster cock hentai porn shit" to describe that guy I picked up last week.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
I've decided I will have no shame for the things I don't remember doing.
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