Theres this fat girl in desperate need of the proactive factory in my class and as i watch her shovel food in her face I am struggling to not only keep down my meager lunch but also to stay straight. Eliza Dushku couldnt even get my flacid dick to move
how come the more i say "don't get it in my eyes," the more gets in my eyes
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
He;s fine. He just kept saying "hurricane Gordon is coming to shore" and flexed his muscles a lot.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
well, I yelled "the tribe has spoken!" at a boatload of people and then I walked home alone in the pouring rain at 1:30am. karma really is a bitch, yo.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
But how do I turn off the feelings though?
Vodka.
Blacking out is all I've done this year and we're only 3 days in. Checkmate bitch.
I convinced her that there were two p's in Chipotle - the 2nd one was silent.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
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