it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
Change your flight to Denver. That's where my penis is.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
oh dear god, that would be like watching to female walruses mate. We need to stop going to that lesbian bar...
Now that we both have boys can we make up games that objectify them as sex toys?
Just saw the german running around on campus. Thought of his small penis.
As you should.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
we left when one of the guys tried to stick himself with an IV that he found
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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