I'm drive I can fine osifer
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
If i apologize for punching you in the liver repeatedly will you explain where the grass stains on my shoulders came from?
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
Tell me when you get here. I'm drinking beer in the bushes next to your house, and I put my hoodie up because I was cold. Pretty sure everyone lowkey thinks i'm homeless.
I have no idea. But I feel like I could climb a mountain and then have sex on it.
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Also CANADIAN LIPS TASTE OF MAPLE SYRUP AND APOLOGIES. SORRY.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
Noted. Next time you want to get fried chicken and cocaine.
Ok. That just sounds baller.
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