I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
She said she couldnt do it today but shed make it up to me next week
stick it in her butt and if she asks, say that thats what you thought she meant
Peanut butter while high is kinda stressful
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
And then he proceeded to take my heartbeat, because apparently that tells him whether I was faking or not...
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
i can't believe he threw up on you. Well thats what you get for being DD. I used the sombreros as a shield!
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
It's a goat... but where the fuck did it come from?
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
He told me I smelled like fruit loops and then bit me on the tit
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
I love you. You know I enjoy the constant sex noises
Randomize
