Never fear I pulled out... she had "lies about taking birth control" written all over her
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I'm so bored, I can only pretend that this truck is a spaceship for so long.
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
He just walked in our room casually and said "big girls are hungry"
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
Thanks for letting me use your ID, there's $120 along with your ID in the mail to cover the Urinating in public fine I got last night....sorry
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
He seems like a lot more than a waste of tequila
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
I got pulled over by the same cop in a 4.5 hour window. Got off both times. Fuck yes.
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