That was definitely a porn plot just waiting to develop...
i'm home, then i'll come over
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nvm.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
This spray tan I used isn't working out. I spent an hour exfoliating and rubbing the damn stuff in with rubber gloves. I wanted the alluring, sun-kissed, sexy look. I've achieved smelling like burnt popcorn and the cats won't stop licking me. I'm a salt lick for cats.
My mom now keeps ice cubes on hand for my bong water. We may be able to work this relationship out.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Is it weird that the cop that arrested me called me twice to tell me that I left my ring at the police station
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
New low: uploading my contacts into Facebook in an attempt to get the name of the girl I brought home last night.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
Randomize
